Stupid (and not so stupid) Quotes from last night

Mind you, none of the following are life changing thoughts:

1. Money does buy happiness....not completeness.

2. Happiness is getting a new tattoo when you don't have the money to pay for it.

3. Having my biodiesel blow up would be almost as likely as being able to make a Molotov Cocktail out of a bottle of wine.

4. That look doesn't scare me, I work with attorneys.


Well there you have it. A few useless quotes to brighten your day.


Here is an oldie, but goodie:

Smoking a cigar alone is like having sex by yourself; it just isn't satisfying.